Monday, April 22, 2013

Girl Pants

Ok so let's be honest...I've decided girl pants are designed to make you feel bad about yourself. If they are the right size for your waist, they are either too long or too short. If you gain one pound you suddenly have this belly that sits over the top of your jeans, but hey your butt looks big...but it won't stay in the pants...didn't want to show your bum to the whole world? Well I guess you shouldn't have worn pants...skirts forever...

 Why don't girls have the same sizing system as guys?

The guys system rocks! They have a measurement for their length and for their waist. The closest we get is sometimes pants are sold in short, regular, and long. I think I'm somewhere between a short and a regular...what about us poor between size girls? We get the short end of that stick.

And as if your girl pants weren't already uncomfortably tight...and low cut...now you have to attempt to stick something in the pockets...a phone, some keys, an id, some medicine...who knows what...and it's not like you can hide the fact that it's there...

I have a nice pair of dark jeans that I got in the mall ... my first legit jeans in a long time...they are so dang tight that the left pocket has faded in the shape of my cellphone...no kidding

Girl pants are just not flattering...they are tight and uncomfortable. And they make you self conscious about your belly. No belly when you stand but the second you sit...there it is...you can't go up a size to stop that from happening because then your pants won't stay up. They show off too much of your butt and have no room to put stuff....

in conclusion girl pants are just a bad idea...and I have yet to figure out a solution...the end...your thoughts?

No comments:

Post a Comment